Build your Poo Pyramid.
Stack 3 Poo Peasants, 2 Fecal Fighters, and 1 Crap King. A throne fit for a Poo Champion.
Harry Plopper: Crappy Harry Potter Parody Game Bundle
Great Spells!
Terrible Smells
Welcome to the School of Witchcrap and whizzary!
Base game + both expansions
The chamber pot
has been opened!
Meet You-Know-Poo. He’s got a plunger wand, a dark mark, and absolutely no business handling your plumbing.
Magic the Splattering adds 34 fantasy parody cards to your Poo Pocalypse game. Harry Plopper and friends are included in this magical mess.
Includes the Base Game and both expansions — no separate purchase needed.
TAKE THE PLUNGE: FULL BUNDLE — $29.99Three boxes. Zero maturity.
- Poo Pocalypse Base Game: the complete standalone family card game.
- Magic the Splattering: 34 fantasy parody cards, including Harry Plopper and his wonderfully unqualified friends.
- Number 2: The Explosive Expansion: 38 more cards. Because one pile of trouble wasn’t enough.
$29.99 $55
No separate base game purchase needed.
Shipping and taxes calculated at checkout.
Meet the wizards of questionable hygiene.
Their spells are questionable. Their plumbing bill is enormous.
The Chamber Pot Of Secrets
Professor Dumpydore
Smellatrix
Remus Poopin
You Know Poo
Expelliranus
Let the good times roll.
The first player to finish a Poo Pyramid wins. Here’s how to make a splash.
Watch out for Swirly attacks from your “friends”!
Show me how to play
1. Deal everyone five cards.
The player wearing the most poop colors goes first. Feel free to debate why your weird mustard shirt should win.
2. Perform any 2 of 3 possible actions.
You can do any action twice.
*Red Swirly cards don’t count as an action. Play as many as you want.
3. Pass the Poo Token clockwise.
The next player takes their turn.
4. Defend your pyramid from Crap Attacks!
A Crap Attack is a way for opponents to attack your pyramid in between turns.
For example, let’s say you laid down a Poo Peasant on your turn. Immediately after, someone Crap Attacks you by laying down a card of the same class on top of your card (in this case, a Poo Peasant).
Then you go back and forth until someone can’t or chooses not to play. If you win, you only keep the top card in your pyramid and discard the rest.
All the cards go to the discard pile. It’s kind of a crappy kamikaze... crapikaze... technique.
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What exactly comes with this deal?
One Poo Pocalypse Base Game, one Magic the Splattering fantasy expansion, and one Number 2: The Explosive Expansion. The complete bundle costs $29.99 before shipping and taxes.
Do I need another game to play?
No. The base game is included. Both expansions combine with it.
Who is it for?
Kids ages 8+, teens, and adults who enjoy funny competitive card games and toilet humor. Play with 2–8 players using the included expansions. Games take about 15–30 minutes.
Is this an official Harry Potter game?
No. Poo Pocalypse is an independent parody game, not affiliated with or endorsed by the Harry Potter franchise.
Already have the base game?
You’re a whizzer Harry.
Now flush!
Get the base game and both expansions for $29.99.
Accio Crap!Batteries not required. Parental maturity not recommended.