Base Game
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A card game for immature people.
- Ages 7+
- 2–4 players
- 15 min to play!
OVER 100 THOUSAND SOLD!
A very colorful bowel movement.
Meet Abraham Lincoln Log, Turdle, and a whole bunch of other little stinkers.
Slide along to meet more of the gang →
Let the good times roll.
The first player to finish a Poo Pyramid wins. Here’s how to make a splash.
Build your Poo Pyramid.
Stack 3 Poo Peasants, 2 Fecal Fighters, and 1 Crap King. A throne fit for a Poo Champion.
Watch out for Swirly attacks from your “friends”!
Show me how to play
1. Deal everyone five cards.
The player wearing the most poop colors goes first. Feel free to debate why your weird mustard shirt should win.
2. Perform any 2 of 3 possible actions.
You can do any action twice.
*Red Swirly cards don’t count as an action. Play as many as you want.
3. Pass the Poo Token clockwise.
The next player takes their turn.
4. Defend your pyramid from Crap Attacks!
A Crap Attack is a way for opponents to attack your pyramid in between turns.
For example, let’s say you laid down a Poo Peasant on your turn. Immediately after, someone Crap Attacks you by laying down a card of the same class on top of your card (in this case, a Poo Peasant).
Then you go back and forth until someone can’t or chooses not to play. If you win, you only keep the top card in your pyramid and discard the rest.
All the cards go to the discard pile. It’s kind of a crappy kamikaze... crapikaze... technique.
Very Poop-ular!
Big laughs from people who’ve taken the plunge.
“This game is a perfect blend of humor and strategy that kept everyone entertained, from kids to adults!”
“The rules are simple and easy to understand, but you can get absolutely devious with your strategies 💩”
“It has become one of our families favorite games.”
IT’S A CRAPPY GAME. LITERALLY.
Where the fun hits the fan.
Poo Pocalypse brings everyone to the table for silly characters, sneaky strategy, and a whole lot of belly laughs.
Build your Poo Pyramid while decrapitating anyone who gets in your way. Kids, grown-ups, grandparents: may the best poo win!
Take the plunge.
Good times. Great company. Poo.
There’s always room for a little more immaturity.
Family game night
Bring everyone together for laughs, friendly competition, and a little potty humor.
Turd time’s the charm.
One more round? Grab your friends and give that Poo Pyramid another go.
A gift that makes a splash.
For birthdays, holidays, and your favorite little stinker.
A little potty talk.
Is this actually a family game?
Yes. Ages 7+. The jokes are immature; the game is strategic.
How many people can play?
The Base Game is for 2–4 players. The complete bundle includes both expansions so up to 8 immature people can play.
How long does a game take?
About 20 minutes. Revenge games may extend your evening.
Do I need an expansion to play?
No. The Base Game works on its own. Both expansions require the Base Game.
What comes in the complete bundle?
The Base Game, Number 2: The Explosive Expansion, and Magic the Splattering: The Fantasy Expansion.
I already own the Base Game. What should I get?
The Crappy Expansion Bundle adds both expansions without another Base Game.
What about shipping or an order problem?
Shipping and taxes are calculated at checkout. For help with an order, email poopocalypsegame@gmail.com.
THE SUPER POOPER BUNDLE
Take the plunge.
The Base Game + both expansions. Up to 8 players. A whole bowl of fun.
Buy now. Regret later.
Made by humans
Our crappy origin story
I’ve been pooping for most of my life.
I started when I was a baby and got hooked. (Been trying to quit. Geez, Carl, get off my back.)
The idea hit while I was visiting family in Oregon, sitting in a park. (I SAID SITTING.) So I started brainstorming some really crappy cards.
I love card games. I love poop jokes. What if I made a poop card game?
Then I called my uber-talented artist friend Nate Hardyman, and we got cracking.
Jonny: “Hey Nate, you’re good at drawing poo, right?”
Nate: “(Awkward silence) Amongst other things…”
Jonny: “Deal!”
Real people. Hand-drawn characters. A deeply immature sense of humor. From our first scribbles to your kitchen table—this is Poo Pocalypse.
